Julie Borowski is the Worst

That time when I totally roasted myself in a YouTube challenge…

 

Julie Borowski
Little miss know it all
You got a lot of opinions
But no one cares

Are you even old enough to vote?
Little high school girl

Nah, scratch that
You joke about your age
To distract from your voice
My god, what is wrong with your voice?

My poor ears
Make it stop

Your accent is busted
Oh nevermind
That’s a speech impediment
Oops

Psych

If YouTube doesn’t work out
And it looks like it won’t
You always got a career
Torturing prisoners at gitmo

Owwww

Been on YouTube 5 years
Your sub count never moves
What’s a matter?
Ran out of neck beards

Your Facebook page
Straight outta medieval times
Got so many white knights
Who think you dey wifey

They only say you’re smart
Cause well… let’s be honest
If you were a dude
You wouldn’t get any views

But you’re not even hot
4 outta 10
You’d be hotter
If you didn’t have a butt as a chin

Statist
GOP girl
You ain’t nothing new

Your content is vanilla
Just like your face
You afraid to cuss
So you don’t get grounded

You’re the liberty movement’s
Annoying little sister
And I don’t mean that
As a compliment

You’re really annoying
And you smell like cats
Others don’t know that, but you do

Anyways, I’m getting hungry
Go back in the kitchen
And make me a sandwich
Quit messing with this YouTube.

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Julie Borowski

Julie Borowski is a political commentator living in the D.C. area. She is best known for her YouTube channel where she discusses current events in often a humorous manner. She has two cats.

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